What Spell Check Is Thinking
…I would preffer to…
prefer. Don’t sweat it. Everyone makes mistakes.
…we can acheive…
achieve. I before e, friend!
…The whether was wonderful, so sunny…
Looks good to me. Carry on.
…which suggests severe emnaylyssea…
Wow. You really mangled this one. I’m stumped. No spelling suggestions.
…and please vakkum the carpet…
You’re sure English is your first language? Sorry, I’m here to help, not to judge. vacuum.
…and please vakkum the carpet…
Ignoring me, eh? Fine, add to dictionary. On your head be it.
…the hill was very steep…
I think you mean sheep. Do I need a reason?
…the hill was very sheep…
Much better. Wait, what? You’re turning me off?
…we need to build a concensus…
…we need to build a consencus…
…we need to build a consenssus…
Hah! Look who’s come crawling back. It’s consensus. You would starve without me.
…Abarabaham Lincoln loved himself a nice, ripe banananana…
I hate you.
